volanus:

Me and squad on the hunt for dick

volanus:

Me and squad on the hunt for dick

Sunday Sep 9 @ 05:30pm
usshi:

mikkithegazette:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

#this is dumb#but i’m desperate

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

Omg my grandmother just gave me her winninglottery ticket bless her

I’ve reblogged this, then I went to work and got paid for my job, coincidence?

usshi:

mikkithegazette:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

Omg my grandmother just gave me her winninglottery ticket bless her

I’ve reblogged this, then I went to work and got paid for my job, coincidence?

Sunday Sep 9 @ 05:29pm
  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
Sunday Sep 9 @ 05:29pm
Yep go hang all over the skanks in Portland Tuesday Sep 9 @ 11:50am

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:26am
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:23am
aduhm:

aduhm:

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:23am

the-pizzaking:

my anaconda can’t even

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:22am

nezua:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

truth. the poor are the most generous.

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:22am

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:19am
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:18am
tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

image

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:18am
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Tuesday Sep 9 @ 02:16am


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